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Crabnet Antarctica: The Search for Invading Crab

Global warming to impede cancer cure



Listen to the penguins tell you about it. A new documentary is coming out called, “Crabnet Antarctica: The Search for Invading Crab.”
It seems that global warming is causing the king crab to move onto Antarctic shelf where they will eat all the sponges, starfish and octopi, there by disrupting the Antarctic food chain so that the penguins starve. But the penguins say that it’s not just about them:
Scientists have discovered that the unique plants and animals that live on the Antarctic shelf secrete substances that could fight cancer and other diseases in humans. Those would be lost too if the king crab makes it onto the shelf.

But if the direct $90 billion federal effort in the “War on Cancer” has failed, we’re kinda skeptical of a $100 trillion dollar indirect effort to cure cancer by averting a hypothetical 1o C atmospheric warming which will have an unknown effect on ocean temperatures and the king crab. The lead penguin goes onto say:
I’m not a scientist so I don’t understand why the water is getting warmer, but if there’s anything you can do to keep the king crab away, we would appreciate that very much.
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Steve Milloy——

Steve Milloy publishes JunkScience.com and GreenHellBlog.com and is the author of Green Hell: How Environmentalists Plan to Control Your Life and What You Can Do to Stop Them

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