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The Obama Tax Plan: Certain Disaster for America



As with most economic theories that originate from within a Marxist ideology, Barack Obama's tax plan, (a/k/a Obamanomics, i.e. Socialism) would bring swift and certain economic ruin to the United States of America.

Contrary to the Obama tax plan, the acceptance of which requires that one must abandon his or her common sense, Obama hides the truth in a mish-mash of terms he can ill-afford to clearly elucidate, terms he intentionally uses interchangably to confuse the American taxpayer: tax cuts versus tax relief. Obama's tax relief is blatant Marxism, also known as "wealth redistribution." Obama's tax cuts are actually a soaking of the American well-to-do, the folks who grease our economic well-being and foot the bill for those on the lower end of the economic order. The following parable, the origin of which I am uncertain, is illustrative of economic and taxation truths that all working Americans are, or should be, keenly aware of. It's how America works, and why Obama's plan is just plain bad for America.

Barroom Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with thearrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you areall such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And so: The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings). The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings). Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists, college professors and Obamalovers, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier. Any questions?

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Sean Osborne——

Sean Osborne, is the Associate Director, Military Affairs, Northeast Intelligence Network.

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