With the DREAM Act and comprehensive immigration reform in the news again, it is worth noting that the 12-40 million illegal aliens currently squatting in America have several valuable lessons that American citizens would do well to learn.
The Top Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens:
“Undocumented” and “Illegal Alien” Are Old-School Terms, Meant to Demean Brown People Who Speak Spanish. “Newly Arrived Refugees” Is the Preferred Liberal-Speak Designation;
Enforcing U.S. Immigration Laws Is, According to Nancy Pelosi, Both un-American and Immoral;
With Respect to Latinos Migrating North, America’s Borders Are Arbitrary and non-binding;
La Raza Is the Spanish Term for Race-Neutral;
Paying Income Taxes Without Provocation Is Reckless and Irresponsible. Best to Wait for a Great Offer from Democrats Running for Office;
One Can Choose to Vote Democratic, or To Not Vote At All. There Are No Other Options.
Learning to Read and Write English Is Entirely Optional, Based Solely on the Needs and Desires of the Alien.
U.S. Citizenship Is Not Required to Vote.
Massive Street Marches to Demand Citizenship Are Protected Free Speech When Carried Out By Illegal Aliens; Whereas, Counter Marches by U.S. Citizens Are Racist and Extreme Acts That Should Be Shut-down by Government;
Illegal Aliens Are Entitled to Free Education, Health Care, Food, and Housing As Just Compensation for Living in the Very Racist and Bigoted America.
Brought to American citizens by the Democrat Party!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
