Welcome to the LOL World of Jokesters Justin and Barack

LOL. Laugh Out Loud, the contrived new meme for a Canada and U.S. under the control of a Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a President Barack Obama soon to be replaced by Hillary Clinton. One LOL big joke. With both leaders on the same page, Obama ditching Reggie Love for Trudeau and their relationship having been identified as a “bromance” by Twitter, they’re laughing all the way to Utopia.

What difference at this point in time does it make when the two celebrities, have at least four years to take their citizens there, Trudeau having only just started his term as PM and Obama through a President Hillary Clinton, who completes both his third term and his obsessive Fundamental Transformation of America? Last night’s Big Fat Greek Wedding-style State Dinner for Canada brought ‘Barry the Birther’ to the forefront. Claiming that “shared values of equality and opportunity” are having an effect on the 2016 presidential election, Obama asked: "Where else could a boy born in Calgary run for president of the United States?" All present ‘Laughed Out Loud’, but there was no doubt Hillary Clinton out on the campaign trail, laughed loudest. Obama could afford to take a swipe at Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada, because Trudeau and his immigration minister John McCallum already had Republican front runner Donald Trump covered.

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Trudeau, the only elected prime minister with less work experience than Obama on his resume, predicts the possibility of a “mass exodus” of American citizens on Canadian soil should Republican front runner Donald Trump become president in November. The stampede of Americans on the run to Canada, he thinks, will out do the one held annually in the City of Calgary. “In the event of a mass exodus of American citizens, Canada will always be a hospitable country for people persecuted or fleeing difficult living conditions,” said the Prime Minister at a press conference last week. “We reach out to refugees of all countries living under dictatorships and persecution. (WorldNewsDailyReport, March 4, 2016) The only refugees living under dictatorship and persecution in the U.S. are those living under the 8-year-long dictatorship of Barack Hussein Obama, who imposes the hideous Fundamental Transformation of America on them. “Immigration Minister, the Honorable John McCallum, expects up to 1,000,000 American refugees by 2017 if Donald Trump is elected president.” (WorldNewsDailyReport) If that were really the case, maybe it’s Canada and not Mexico where the fence should go up. The prime minister and his ‘cabineteers’ seem to have surpassed Hillary Clinton in the World’s Biggest Liar category. “Immigration Canada claims to have received more than 350,000 requests for information on Canadian citizenship status since Super Tuesday when Donald Trump won several important states.  (WorldNewsDailyReport)

“The more Trump advances, the more we are overwhelmed,” assures spokesperson for Immigration Canada, Amanda Singh. “Our whole 2016 budget is already gone since it was necessary to enroll extra workforce to successfully process all applications and even then, it is far from sufficient for the task” she admits, visibly under stress. “But Ottawa has promised us its full cooperation on this question,” she assured. 

What a lot of hooey! Per capita, Canada is ahead of America in bringing in Middle East refugees. The more brought into Canada, “the more overwhelmed” Canadian citizens are feeling. Trudeau, whose public statement that the federal budget would balance itself made him as famous in some quarters as his media-described “movie star good looks”, seemed to have gone out to lunch on the day after Obama’s top campaign team members helped get him elected. There has been no noticeable number of American citizens fleeing to Canada during the almost eight-year tenure of the Obama administration. Let’s look at the numbers because no one can take seriously a guy like Trudeau who says the budget will balance itself. Only about “9,000 Americans move to Canada each year, and the U.S. has nine times as many people. (And, by the way, only about 1000 more Americans moved to Canada the year after George W. Bush was reelected.) (Slate, June 28, 2012) Perhaps Trudeau bought into the popular Internet joke about Alberta farmers finding Americans hiding in their haystacks since Obama came into power. A guy whose only claim to fame before election has been working as s snowboard instructor, a bar bouncer and a part-time drama teacher may lack the intellect to distinguish between a joke and reality. Only a drama queen, err, teacher would take to heart the Hollywood stars who make “I’m outta’ here” claims if The Donald gets elected. Americans, by and large, are too clever by half to flee to the Land of the Maple Leaf. Jobs are as scarce here as they are south of the border. The Province of Ontario, once the nation’s economic engine, seems headed for bankruptcy under the stewardship of Trudeau’s close, personal friend, Premier Kathleen Wynne, and your next door neighbour could be a member of an al Qaeda cell. The LOL union of Trudeau and Obama makes millions of abortions a joke. They’re making being a Christian or Conservative one big joke, and together with booster help from the Vatican, will force the joke of man-made global warming on their North American masses. Meanwhile, not many see through the Trudeau-Obama LOL that the biggest joke of all is on us