Bin Laden Endorses Cap-n-Tax

Following Obama's first State of the Union speech, Osama bin Laden has come out in support of one of the Soros party's pet projects: confiscatory taxation and oppressive regulations in furtherance of the global warming flim flam. Heeding Obama's request to tone down the rhetoric, bin Laden's most recent public statement is noticeably lacking the much of the traditional "kill the infidels" language:

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"Bin Laden and other Al Qaeda leaders have mentioned global warming and struck an anti-globalization tone in previous tapes and videos. But the latest was the first message by bin Laden solely dedicated to the topic. It was also nearly entirely empty of the Islamic militant rhetoric that usually fills his declarations." Acutely aware of the need to court moderate voters, bin Laden's speech emphasized the importance of reaching out to those who don't necessarily want to nuke the Great Satan but are angry about the United States failure to adequately address climate change as well as disappointed with the lack of corporate oversight: ‘"It's a bridge issue,' Kohlmann said. 'They are looking to appeal to people who don't necessarily love Al Qaeda but who are angry at the U.S. and the West, to galvanize them against the West' and make them more receptive to ‘alternative solutions like adopting violence for the cause."" Bin Laden went on to lay out the strategy for democrat victory in 2010: "If you're looking to draw people who are disenchanted or disillusioned, what better issue to use than global warming,' he said. While the focus on climate may be new, the tactic itself is not, he said: Al Qaeda used issues like the abuse of prisoners by U.S. soldiers at Abu Ghraib in Iraq and the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay to reach out to Muslims who might not be drawn to Al Qaeda's ideology but are angry over the injustices." "He also called for the 'punishing and holding to account' of corporation chiefs, adding, 'this should be easy for the American people to do, particularly those who were effected (sic)by Hurricane Katrina or those who lost their jobs, since these criminals live among them, particularly in Washington, New York and Texas.'" While stopping short of endorsing any particular candidates, it is clear that bin Laden has adopted the populist platform embraced by the current administration.