Although it is way too early to predict damn near anything about the November 4 election, just a few days from now, it is NEVER too early to speculate about whom Barack Obama will blame should the Democrat Party lose majority control of the US Senate.
The One will, should election results reflect widespread dissatisfaction with his agenda and leadership, resurrect his favorite excuses
Hint: He will most definitely NOT point the finger of blame at his surly, radioactive self!
Indeed, rather than accept even a smidgen of responsibility for any election day Republican wave, or even a modest right-wing puddle, The One will, should election results reflect widespread dissatisfaction with his agenda and leadership, resurrect his favorite excuses and promulgate the same as sinister evils inherent in a society dominated by white Christian male capitalists for far too long.
That would include:
Voter ID laws
Fox News
Global warming (or cooling)
America’s terrible history of slavery and “subtle” racism
Income inequality
Angry, low-information Jews provoked by “Chicken****” , aka, Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu
People with more than $100 in savings
Homophobic Evangelicals
NFL fans
The South
Economic crisis in Europe
Hysterical Pro-life extremists!
ISIS,
And the ever popular favorite blame name for BHO:
GW Bush!
Clearly, Obama would view a historic defeat on Tuesday as a strong indication that America is in the throes of a powerful spiritual demise which fogs the reasoning power and compassion of voters.
The solution: Another Trillion dollar stimulus and degradation and destruction of all borders between the US and Mexico!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
