Once President Trump is inaugurated on January 20, 2017, and the White House is thoroughly disinfected of all leftist contamination and influence, key members of The Donald’s cabinet will immediately begin the work of extricating America from the ravages of Marxist tyranny, while reintroducing our blessed nation and people to the brilliant, nurturing light of conservative capitalism, flourishing with liberty and freedom.
A partial list of Trump’s cabinet members as currently envisioned:
Vice-President: Sarah Palin
Press Secretary: Ann Coulter & Phyllis Schlafly
Secretary of State: Ted Cruz
Secretary of Defense: John Bolton
Secretary of Homeland Security: Jeff Sessions
Justice Department: Ron Paul
Labor Department: Scott Walker
Treasury: Carly Fiorina
Agriculture Dept: Rick Perry
Veterans Administration: Mike Huckabee
US Ambassador to Israel: Bobby Jindal
US Ambassador to Russia: Ben Carson
US Ambassador to Mexico: Tom Tancredo
US Ambassador to Cuba: Marco Rubio
Environmental Protection Agency: Department Eliminated
Secretary, Department of Education: Department Eliminated
Health & Human Resources: Department Eliminated
Ambassador to United Nations: Position Eliminated
In addition, all of the special czar offices established by Barack Obama will cease to exist at midnight, January 20, 2017. Several wasteful, redundant, unnecessary cabinet-level departments will also be eliminated.
While all people assigned are highly qualified and suitable for positions assigned, a certain amount of "rubbing it in" sarcasm has been applied to taunt leftist politicians and the media!
This will be the most conservative political body in the world, a distinction that should assure splendid success and prosperity!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
