Canada’s new made-in-USA Liberal Government

The picture of Canada’s bare-chested, tattooed prime minister elect on the Drudge Report yesterday tells the story of ‘Heart throb’ Justin Trudeau much better than the fawning CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) ever could. Almost as telling as Kim Kardashian’s ample backside, the photo speaks volumes about who Justin Trudeau is: “Hey, Mom, look at those muscles and that hair!” Just as pretend pocket messiahs should never get to grace the Oval Office, ‘heart throbs’ should remain as pictorial stars on the trash tabloid circuit, smiling from the covers of magazines at the supermarket cash out lines rather than gaining preeners prime ministership.

Related: Obama Campaign Team Hands Canada Over to the Lib-Left Time to kick Obama Election Campaign Experts Out of Canada The “cool” to millennials and trendy Trudeau is an embarrassment to scores of hard-working Canadians done in by polls and the Obama campaign team. But there’s a light at the end of even the darkest of tunnels because Trudeau is destined to be an even bigger embarrassment to the Canadian Liberal Party, who will now be put out there on full public display thanks to their flamboyant Pretty Boy leader. Pretty Boys don’t cut it when world economies are wobbly, and ISIS, posing as ‘refugees’ are on the way. Watching his Liberal colleagues panic when Heart Throb swings into action will soon turn Monday’s election night grief and tears into raucous laughter. The 11-week Canadian election campaign, run by the same team that brought Barack Obama to the White House’, is over and it’s time to pick up the maple leaves. Go forward by getting ready for the world’s biggest 3-ring circus of all time. Think of Obama and Trudeau selfies with whomever’s coming down the pike from Mexico thrown in for good measure. During his tenure as a backbencher MP, Trudeau liked to hang out in terrorist-connected mosques and with Liberal Big Sis Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynn, under whose watch Ontario, this country’s largest province and former economic engine, has become the world’s most indebted sub-sovereign borrower.

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Giddy with power after election, and after getting to chat by phone with President Barack Obama yesterday, a conversation in which he thought it noteworthy to report that Obama commented on his lack of grey hair, it’s “Justin time”. Justin’s the son of the late Liberal Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who between pirouettes for Her Majesty the Queen, tossed a wrecking ball at Canada. The Liberals, only competition against their longtime NDP cronies is to recycle everything--including “Trudeaumania”. First on Justin’s ‘To Do List’ is living up to his vow to send Canadian aircraft to pick up 25,000 Syrian ‘refugees’ for Canada by Christmas. Wallet watching will be in order as this is the guy who said “the budget will balance itself”. When you spend Daddy’s money when and how you want to, of course the budget balances itself. Count on everything being an “act” with this former part-time drama teacher in power, but count, too, on the rest of the cast of Liberal MPs itching to get in on the drama teacher’s act if only to save their political hides in time for next election. Our Mamas were right on the money when they warned us as teenagers that “after age 30 time goes galloping by full-speed”. The Liberals have four years before next election and as most of them are over 30, those four years will go by lickety-split. Canadians should take courage that behind this orchestrated by Obama campaign whizzes Act is a ninny whose once famous father said at the time of his eldest son’s birth that he was born “Just-in time”. Canada Free Press predicts that Trudeau’s boy will show up the Liberals for what they really are “Just in time”. Legions of Canadians were discouraged when the Liberals, which polls insisted for 11 weeks of the federal election campaign, were neck and neck with the Conservatives and NDP, returned to federal power in a red sweep. No one other than the Liberals are thanking Obama for the sweep. Canadians worry about a Liberal leader who banned all pro-life candidates from running for election in his party; worry, too, about a Liberal who goes so far out of his way to be an Islamist terrorist sympathizer. But behind all Trudeau’s lib-left bravado is a ninny named Justin; a ninny who breezed all the way through life without worries of any kind. Daddy’s estate was paying all of his bills long before he ever got himself elected as an MP back in 2008. Trudeau holds no respect for Canadian values and many Canadians hold no respect for a prime minister who holds his own looks as more important than anything of real substance. Canadians, take heart. There’s a Kardashian-like ninny in the Prime Minister Office. He won’t have much staying power but will provide a lot of entertainment before his day is done. And P.S.: Those Tories were right with all those snarky television ads: Not much substance in Justin Trudeau--”nice hair, though!”