Joseph A Olson, PE

Who’s Blood’s On Who

The idle mind is the devils workshop and there can be no more idle minds or greater workshop for evil than the world’s elite. For centuries they have amassed ill-gotten gains in property and power, always with the goal of complete control. To control everything, you must first control the minds of the masses.

No Fool Like A New World Order TOOL

Even OLD fools pale in comparison to those with genuine scientific training who ignore debate and endorse dogma in its place. Only the most self deceptive of fools can allow themselves to be a tool of these NWO ghouls. Climatology is the shadiest branch of science, fattened with excessive government green monies and devoid of knowledge or conscience. It is well past time that all those with genuine science training take an objective look at all the preposterous claims of human caused climate change and publicly reject this sham science. Carbon dioxide is neither a toxin nor a climate factor. Given unlimited budget and every chemical compound on the planet as a possible fire suppression system for the Shuttle and Space Station, NASA chose carbon dioxide.

The Proxy Crock Memos

Occasionally, in the course of protracted battles, the combatants pause for a moment and reflect on their common humanity. They can meet unarmed on the field of battle to share laughter and a glimpse of life beyond the present conflict. These are just a brief interlude from the daily debauchery of warfare. And so it was last week in my interlude from the daily climate war.

Amazing !  New ! Wrongco’s Proxy Crock ! ! !

Perhaps you are a traditional scientists, stuck in the lab gathering data the old fashioned way, envious of those high flying Climatologists. The ones who seem to cook their numbers with such ease. While they earn green beatification, you sit green with envy, wishing you had such success. Well, wish NO MORE ! ! ! With the amazing, new WRONGCO PROXY CROCK you can cook your numbers with ease.

One-eyed Clima-clops Just Won’t Stop

For two decades now, traditional science has been menaced by an overfunded, myopic monster named Climatology. This most recent member of the science club has never bothered to learn the club ‘rules’ and when confronted with puzzling data has chosen to create their own rules.

End of the World as You KNOW It

This is a rather disturbing biblical prophecy to young, naive or ill-informed minds. The operative word is KNOW, for what you fear is a direct function of what you know. The more you know about the decrepit state of reality, the more enthusiastically you can embrace this pending change.

Concerned About Concerned Scientists

All true scientists should be wringing their hands over the powerful sounding name of a political pressure group parading beneath the banner of science. Adding to this deception is the use of the word ‘union’, implying the exact ‘settled science’ that we all now recognize as a front for Faux Science.

Climate Science’s Worst Week in History

There now appears to be a photo finish in the horse race for the ‘worst week in climate science history’ with that already infamous week of the Climate-Gate hacking, aka the “East Anglia Event Horizon”. The universal increase in knowledge has been devastating to the Royalist-Monopolist-Elitist Alliance hell bent on universal serfdom.

Poisoned Roots Now Bearing Poisoned Fruit

It is one thing to research, collate and articulate a coherent message in print, but it is the acid test of knowledge to orate and debate those thoughts in front of an informed and skeptical audience. Highlight of this author’s week was being honored as guest speaker at my local Rotary Club. “Service Above Self” is the motto of this oldest of all service organizations, and they have the record of good deeds to support their claim.

Fossil Fuel is Nuclear Waste

Ominous clouds of informed reason are darkening the skies over the environmental camp. The environmental shock troops, the warmists, opened a direct frontal assault on science with their ‘human caused’ climate change hypothesis. When true science began to examine these claims, a host of other ‘environmental science’ errors appeared.

The Pop Tart,  Gay Army and the Dodo Awards

The pop culture clone of Madonna has now launched her newest crusade, America must be defended by ‘La Cage Aux Folles’. The rantings of over-hyped loons are easy to overlook, unless there is a mind-numbed segment of the population that mistake ‘celebrity’ with leadership.

This Month’s Kudos and Dodos

Part of the problem with being a literacy junkie is the number of publications that offer yearly subscriptions below that dollar-per-issue threshold. Succumb and you’ve soon got a mailbox full of questionable uses for pulp. This month’s rankings are now in and it’s time for the “Kudos and Dodos Awards”.

Finite Number of Falling Skies

Greenie Chicken Little has a problem. Every doomsday scenario that the warmists mention is SKEWED to support human caused climate change, and every scenario is quickly rebutted as false. And there are a finite number of human caused horror stories that a skeptical public will endure.

Visionless Lead the Unsighted Astray

Make NO mistake. In a free nation of 300 million people, FAR better leadership exists than sit in any high level political office. With few exceptions, our leaders are blinded by their own arrogance and greed. The general public is blinded by defective education and propagandist media misinformation. These powerful blind are now leading the powerless blind ever closer to the lemming cliff.

Credit Default Swapping of Science

Sometimes seeing things in three dimensions requires a set of one green lens and one red lens stereoscopic glasses. Other times one need only remove these obstacles to true vision. The editors of the Rolling Stone are now cautiously peeking from behind their red lens. And they are not liking what they see.

Airmen of ASHRAE, Enter the Fray

The ground trembled to the roar of Merlin engines at full throttle as gallant airmen raced down runaways to meet the approaching air armada. “Never have so many, owed so much, to so few” was how Winston Churchill described these warriors. Seventy years later, history is having a metaphorical repeat.

Warmist Rehab Failure

One would think that a well-wacked mole would stay silent, after months away from his safe burrow. Well, the centerfold for the 2009 Bad Boys of Science Review, apparently feels that eight months and three whitewashes later, he’s now free to reconstruct his history with the same abandon that he reconstructed the world temperature data.

I’ll Take Some E Pluribus, but Hold the Unum

The Latin phrase for ‘From Many, One’ and the nice companion phrase ‘United We Stand’ make catchy national mottos. They are useful for herding the masses in a crisis, but are disingenuous. If the ‘many’ did become ‘one’, then the elite would have a real problem. Therefore, the ‘elite’ will direct us to which group we shall go and the locations were we are to stand. All the easier for them to cut us down at the knees.

Rocket Scientists Need NOT Apply

I really want to like NASA and I really want to respect scientists, however I have a real problem when science fiction is presented as fact. A scientist morphs into a flim-flam artist when he uses a parlor trick to distort science in support of a fraud. Pedigree does not bestow sanity. This latest bit of insanity will now be exposed.

ClimateGate Plus EIGHT

Yes, it’s hard to believe that is been over eight months….and at least five whitewashes….and a dozen, IPCC admitted non-peer reviewed research retractions….and finally expert Dr Roy Spencer is going to stick his toe into the tepid water of denial. Here’s what this brave climate scientist had to say: