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Oprah to be Named Army Chief of Staff

-Satire- And as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that's worse. -Army Chief of Staff, George W. Casey, Jr. Confident that even Diversity Expert, Oprah Winfrey wouldn’t say anything this asinine, sources say that Obama is giving serious consideration to replacing current the Army Chief of Staff with Oprah Winfrey. Now that the administration has elucidated its priorities and demands diversity at any price, Obama yearns to appoint leadership more aligned with his goals. The term “diversity” is liberal code that has nothing to do with the stated agenda of “multiculturalism,” which is supposed to be the study of different cultures.

The Grand Deception:  Jihadis Among Us

Steve Emerson is the Executive Director of The Investigative Project on Terrorism, an independent, non- profit organization. Which means Emerson is not beholden to the government nor hamstrung by the lethal political correctness that has infected media and government. Emerson does, however, provide briefings to US government and law enforcement agencies as well as congress. The lack of bureaucratic baggage allows Emerson and his organization to infiltrate and gather intelligence that the government isn’t getting.

Massacre by Political Correctness

Experts at MSNBC discovered yesterday that Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) is contagious. Presumably, Kathleen Sibelius is whipping up a vaccine which will soon be placed into the uber efficient HHS delivery system.

Christmas in November!

Voters in New Jersey proved last night that they are way smarter than voters in Pennsylvania, who blew a chance to rid themselves of the odious Jack Murtha last year. The Republicans ran an outstanding candidate, Lt. Col Bill Russell; but Pennsylvanians decided to stick with the traitorous gasbag instead of electing an American hero.

Obama’s Dover Device

Astonishing though it may be, there are Americans who actually believe that Barack Obama's vist to Dover was an authentic expression of concern for our troops and empathy for their loved ones. Of all the Obama fabrications, this has to be one of the more preposterous.

Obama Elevates LBJ’s Legacy

It's not enough that the Narcissist-in-Chief keeps popping up like a Netflix ad, which is irksome by itself. But he has now manifestly broken Bill Clinton's record for malfeasance. He mocked our soldiers by showing up for a photo op at Dover Air Force Base to feign honor for our fallen troops even as he refuses to send our military commanders the resources they urgently need.

Nazi Collaborator In, Limbaugh Out

Talk radio virtuoso Rush Limbaugh is distasteful to the NFL as part owner of a football team. Barack Obama's boss, unrepentant Nazi collaborator, George Soros apparently, meets the NFL's "very high standard".

Obama-Soros Health Crimes

Most of Obama’s stated plans for America are indistinguishable from those of George Soros. As the left forces nationalized health care on us, we may want to consider Soros’s Project on Death. Soros is a leading promoter of the assisted suicide movement. He papers over it with tripe about compassion; in reality, the project is a push for palliative care rather than treatment for gravely ill patients. As always, it’s all about the money:

Et Tu, SNL?

Telegraph reporter Stephanie Gutmann describes her reaction to Obama's appearance in Berlin: "After it was over I picked up the phone and called a friend back home. “It's worse than we thought,” I told him. “The guy's actually crazy.'"

The World Wearies of the Narcissist-in-Chief

"The beauty of being a narcissist is that even when disaster stares you in the face, you feel neither doubt nor remorse." --Carl Vogel, A Field Guide to Narcissism Politicians on both sides of the aisle are becoming perturbed about the president’s "I - ME" fixation - the manifest hubris of Obama. His opening line at the UN speech was "The world has great expectations of ME..." as though the force of his charisma is enough to tame maniacal despots - that his words are all we need – never mind that they are pure perfidy.

Obama Reaffirms Pledge to Wreck US Economy

We have endured his offensive schmoozing with the slave owners’ tour in the Arab states, punctuated by his contemptible speech in Cairo, in which the president spouted flagrant falsehoods about the charms of Islam, while berating the United States for being a bit churlish about radical Muslim ideology after 9/11. We have been forced to submit to a near daily palaver-fest, a noxious admixture of gibberish and lies.

Sorry, Your Race Card Has Been Declined

Dear Liberals, Please be advised that your Race Card account has been closed. This decision was based on your account history of excessive over-limit spending. Please destroy your card immediately as it will no longer be honored. Sincerely, The American People

Barry’s Crazy Comrades

As revelations keep gushing out about Obama’s “Green Jobs Czar” (whatever that is), Van Jones, Americans are baffled as to how a self- professed communist and 9/11 Truther made it through any sort of screening process. Most citizens presume that the president’s appointed Czars and Czarinas are scrutinized by experts. America, stop fretting about how anti-American radicals are getting through the FBI background checks. Because there are no FBI background checks. Anyone with access to Google could have had Jones figured out in about five minutes.

In Loco Parentis

“Liberals have long realized that, if they can win the battle over what is taught in schools, they will win elections.” -Phyllis Schlafly, Townhall Barack Obama’s plans to reach out to millions of suggestible school children has met with parental consternation. Their collective alarm is a bit tardy. Radical Leftists already have control of the public school system. The grand doyen of public education is Obama’s cherished comrade, Bill Ayers.

Gross National Misery:  Brought to You By the United States Government

In the 1960s and 1970s, psychologist Martin Seligman of the University of Pennsylvania found that animals receiving electric shocks which they had no ability to escape or prevent, were unable to take action in future distressing situations, even when avoidance or escape was possible.

Obama Care Sparks Second Wave of Ammo Shortages: Patients Told to Bite the Bullet

“Every medical student learns an old adage: You can skimp on some medicine, but you can't skimp on obstetrics or anesthesiology. An elderly surgeon explained it to me this way, ‘In surgery, people die in days and weeks—a doctor has time to fix a mistake. But in obstetrics and anesthesiology, they die in minutes and seconds.’" – Dr. Ronald Dworkin

Liberal Nazism

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided” - Konrad Adenauer, First Chancellor of the Federal Republic of West Germany.

I can remember the feeling I had when he spoke. At last, I said, here’s somebody who can get us out of this mess. (Campbell, Susan Bartoletti. Hitler Youth: Growing Up in Hitler’s Shadow. New York: Scholastic, Inc. 2005, Pg. 19. )

Co-Opting Cloward-Piven

“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” 
 -Thomas Jefferson In the 1960s, two Alinsky grads and Columbia sociologists, Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven, devised a scheme to bring about the downfall of capitalism by overloading government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands.

Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair:  Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder?

I can’t get a bead on Larry Sinclair. I’ve read his book, Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? I’ve watched his videos on YouTube. My normally dependable women’s intuition is not sending me conclusive cues about Sinclair’s veracity. On the other hand, I have no question about Barack Obama’s mendacity.

Cash for Granny

Following the breathtaking success of the Cash for Clunkers scheme, the White House is about to roll out a key plank in Obama Care: Cash for Granny. The program is designed to empower family members of senior citizens to relieve themselves of the burden of caring for elderly Americans who are no longer useful and are consuming valuable resources.