Hurricane Ike: Answer to Michael Moore’s Prayers?
It appears as though Michael Moore's supplications for death and destruction are about to be answered in the great state of Texas.- Friday, September 12, 2008
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
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As further evidence of the devastating power of Sarahmania!, executives at MSNBC have decided to clean up the polluted airwaves by removing liberal stench merchants Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann as anchors of live political events.
Matthews, who admits that he wets his pants in excitement when covering Barack Obama, will continue to disgrace journalism with "Hard Ball," a daily tragedy in which the host takes five minutes to ask each of his questions, and then refuses to allow assembled guests to answer.
Perhaps Matthews' narcissistic self-talk will be countered when liberals resurrect the Fairness Doctrine?
Oprah Winfrey's refusal to interview Sarah Palin will not cost the television mogul a regular viewer in my home.
There are no Oprah addicts here to begin with, have never been, and never will be because Winfrey's narrow-minded definition of herself as a "victim" is offensive.
Victim status legitimately goes to those fighting to feed their families and keep a roof over their heads, problems not often faced by billionaire talk show hostesses.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina three years ago, liberal Democrats, in concert with the liberal media, spared no fire in excoriating President Bush and his administration for failing to respond quickly and more effectively to the Category Five killer storm.
Particularly venomous liberals even went so far as to intimate that the Bush government moved slowly, and without appropriate urgency, only because most of Katrina's victims were poor black people.
According to hateful liberals still smarting from having their hides whipped into submission during consecutive presidential elections in 2000 and 2004, significant loss of black lives and property were not sufficient reason for the Republican president to cut short his Crawford, Texas, vacation.
It is 3 AM in the morning and the red phone in the Oval Office is ringing off the bloody hook.
A major American city has been invaded, state and local law enforcement officials need an immediate, intelligible response from our commander-in-chief.
True to form, President Bush is preoccupied clearing brush and tumbleweed on his ranch in Texas, as is his custom every August.
He simply has no time to get involved.
Put simply, brush and tumbleweed he can handle, but rambunctious asses are beyond W's pay grade.