Comrade Workers, Peasants and Welfare Recipients of America,
For four long years we have battled the economy, and now I am pleased to announce that the economy is finally ready to surrender. Representatives of the economy have met with the party leadership and signed a preliminary surrender agreement.
This means that our prolonged War on the Economy has been successful, and the complete destruction of the economy is at hand.
And with these newly liberated resources from the private sector, we believe that it may actually be possible to drive unemployment down beneath 50 percent.