Is there any experience more delightful than being stuck in a traffic jam, choking on exhaust fumes behind a hybrid car festooned with leftist slogans? Actually, yes! This would be living in America, circa 2010, scarfing down Chairman Barack's toothsome and intellectually nutritious daily ration of brilliant policies, ultimately derived from liberal bumper stickers. Is it not the most obvious fact on the planet that all of Obama's ideas are merely implemented leftist slogans? And, fortunately so! Isn't a no-growth, pro-socialism, imperialist-free, anti-Global Warming, non-interventionist, USA-criticizing platform unusual for an American president? Happily, pie-in-the-sky, anti-capitalism, collectivist slogans for creating a Marxist utopia are great fodder for the world's smartest leader, and he knows it.