"On the shores of her Cambridge mansion, by the shining Charles River waters, stood Elizabeth Warren, pointing with her finger at the White House." -- The Song of Warrenwatha
Senator Elizabeth Warren, America's greatest living fake Indian, is outraged.
"There he was, at a ceremony to honor Native Americans," the former Harvard Law prof, who claimed to be Native American on account of her grandfather's high cheekbones, fumed, "And President Trump couldn't even make it through a ceremony to honor these men without throwing in a racial slur."