Democrat leaders are scrambling about trying to form a coalition united in a single essential mission: the impeachments of former Vice President Dick Cheney and talk radio virtuoso, Rush Limbaugh. Led by former ballerina, Rahm Emanuel, the White House has identified Cheney and Limbaugh as threats to the security of the United States. This is in keen contrast to the administration’s position on Islamic terrorists, Putin’s Russia, North Korea, Iran, and the rapidly collapsing Pakistan. Thus, congress and the administration are united in their determination to use the impeachment process to remove these two menacing fiends from power.