For the longest time I was of the mistaken impression that the hoax that is Global Warming was just a ploy to get more government taxpayer dollars into the hands and pockets of shyster and self-serving pseudo-scientists such as college professors, multi-“cause” self-made, gloom and doom prophets who subsist on government handouts by telling anti-Americans how selfish and elitist the United States is by using so much of natures energy while other countries work hard to just survive.