-Satire
In a bow to political correctness, the Governor of Washington State has banned Christmas and all other forms of religious expression, according to Stoos Views' man on the scene--Hugh Betcha. Hugh, Chief of the Religious Affairs Bureau of the Stoos Views media empire, was summoned by Governor Christine "The Grinch" Gregoire so she could explain her recent ban on religion in the State of Washington.
"Political Correctness" is where it's at nowadays," the Governor began as she showed Hugh to his seat. "No more of this Jesus and God stuff," she said sternly, as she pointed to the crucifix in her wastebasket. "As Governor of this state, I must defer to the Founding Persons, who said that there must be a separation of Church and State, and that government may not tolerate religion," she continued.