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President Obama, back from his South American summit in Trinidad, called Stoos Views World News Desk reporter and Pugilist Prize winning journalist, Hugh Betcha, at his home in Wynstone, South Dakota, to set the record straight on his recent encounter with Venezuelan President, Dictator for Life, and Petroleum Magnate, His Rotundity, Hugo Chavez, in Trinidad. And, it appears, all is not as it seems.