A socialist movement, that thrives from within the freest nation on earth--a nation made great, in large part, by the very capitalism unions, and the Democrats they fund, so hate, and desperately seek to destroy
How's about some commie ketchup on that burger? It's extra red. A little Marxist mustard for your dog? What about a pinch of socialist sauerkraut on that bubbling bratwurst?
Didn't you know? That's why you get the day off on Monday. That's what your Labor Day barbecue commemorates: socialism. Delicious, juicy, smoky socialism with a side of potato salad (German, of course) and a game of Cornhole (everyone's a winner!)--frills made affordable to Americans, American businesses and big government waste-fraud-and-abuse mills by, well, capitalism.