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Love Is An Illusion, (Literally) Woman Marrying A Hologram


I recently wrote a column about a woman that had fallen in love with an oak tree. The woman claims to be “Ecosexual,” and that the tree “spoke to her.” \, is a 45-year-old woman from Vancouver Island, British Columbia, so she is certainly old enough to know better.

Semyonova describes her relationship as erotic, and that while she has always felt lonely, the oak tree has filled that void. I should mention that Semyonova claims to be a self-intimacy guide, whatever that is. I shudder to think who or what she sets her clients up with, especially since she claims that what she feels for the tree is what she has always wanted in a person.

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By Major Tom on 2024 01 08

Methinks this # willow was barking up the wrong tree.......Dogwoods have Hearts of Oak!


By Centrewing on 2024 01 08

Well I guess we all have different imagination dreams but I wish they all kept them in their own heads. It just gets weirder and weirder and no one wants what they are selling and I am guessing this is for AI sales? It seems people are all addicted to even more strange things now, and I love trees not that way, thee are peaceful usually and beautiful, but not AI?



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