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It seems that the MSNBC Democratic attack dog duo of Chris “Tingle” Matthews and Keith “Mad Dog” Doberman, just cannot help themselves. After his partner, Chris “Tingle Down the Leg When I Hear Barack Speak” Mathews, won the coveted Stoos Views 2008 “Bambi Award” for “Most Fawning Over a Political Candidate by a National News Personality” for his smarmy reporting on Candidate Barack Obama during the recent Presidential Election, this time it was the number two Democrat shill, Doberman , who struck gold. This week, Stoos Views announced that its 2009 winner of the “Dead Horse Award” for “most unoriginal, repetitive, vitriolic national news reportage” went to none other than Keith Doberman. While it was Tingle’s drooling over Obama like a lovesick school girl during the 2008 election that won him the Bambi Award, it was Doberman’s gratuitous, nightly vitriol against George W. Bush—no longer in the Oval Office—that earned Doberman the much sought after award for beating an issue to death.