Barring unforeseen developments, MIT linguistics professor emeritus Noam Chomsky, one of the nation’s leading apostles of anti-American hate, will turn 88 on Dec. 7. The communist-anarchist thinker’s scheduled birthday comes exactly 75 years after the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor.
The man who inspired the late Nim Chimpsky still blathers on with his tedious left-wing boilerplate, seeking out anyone with a pulse to listen to his mind-numbing diatribes against anyone to the political right of Rosa Luxemburg. At the moment he’s pissed off at fellow lefties who couldn’t be bothered to vote for Hillary Clinton in order to stop the AntiChrist, known informally as Donald Trump.
“I didn’t like Clinton at all, but her positions are much better than Trump’s on every issue I can think of,” His Chomskyness said.