STOOS VIEWS EXCLUSIVE
-Satire
In a dramatic turn of events, Hugh Betcha, Head of the Religious Affairs Bureau of the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate, located in beautiful downtown Wynstone, South Dakota--where the air is clean, the crime rate low, and people vote red--a man who walks with kings and princes and recognized as the "Most Trusted Name in News, 2010" by MSNBC, CNN and FOX News, brokered a deal between red-neck, corn pone bigot, Reverend Terry Jones of Florida and red-diaper baby/President of the United States, Barack Obama.