Everyone loves Girl Scout cookies, right? What could be more American? It's a right of passage for many young girls to set up a folding table in front of a local business and sell their little cookies and what American doesn't get a warm feeling in their heart when they see those peppy little ones chirping out, “would you like to buy some cookies?” Who could be against that? Who would want to set up a situation where Girl Scouts would be turned away from their traditional cookie-selling outposts?