Millions of reasonable Americans who harbor deep, bitter resentment against Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, crawled out of bed in the wee hours of Tuesday morning in eager anticipation of being treated to heart-stopping disclosures about criminal acts committed by Hillary Clinton that would surely put an immediate end to her ill-advised bid for the presidency scheduled to be decided on at the polls on Tuesday, November 8.
No one knew for sure exactly what to expect, only that a weird- looking fellow named Julian Assage, patriarch of an equally weird underground organization called WikiLeaks, had promised that once his secrets about Hillary Clinton had been leaked, she would be immediately taken into custody by law enforcement followed shortly thereafter by her abrupt withdrawal from the presidential sweepstakes.