- Satire
As the Missouri floodwaters destroy or damage hundreds of homes and businesses, degrade infrastructure, close major highways, and cause untold needless disruption of human lives--even approaching beautiful Wynstone, SD, headquarters of the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate and home of Ace Reporter Hugh Betcha--Hugh was dispatched to investigate the matter. His mission: to interview Missouri River politicians and the Chief of the CORPS (Constantly Overflowing Rivers, Ponds and Streams) of Engineers to see what they have done to save those remaining homes that have not yet been destroyed or damaged by the outrageously high floodwaters released by the CORPS (Constantly Overflowing Rivers, Ponds and Streams) during the past two months.