-Satire
Reeling from withering criticism from both the Left and the Right for his lack of leadership and solution for the influx of illegal alien children from Mexico and Central America, the President called his friend and longtime confidant Hugh Betcha to announce a solution to the immigration problem on the southern border. Hugh, Ace Reporter for Canada Free Press and Chief of the Immigration News Bureau of the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate rushed to Foggy Bottom to meet his friend in the Oval Office. Hugh, winner of La Raza’s “Most Trusted Caucasian Reporter, 2014” award, and man with unlimited access to the White House, settled back in his favorite overstuffed chair to listen to his friend.
