Because hairy honey hunters have raided their hives since the dawn of creation, bees hate hairy creatures, and the preacher’s face was hairy.
The sign on his car read, “The Most High Right Reverend Doctor Thaddeus Isaiah Sichensich, Thunderbolt Of The Deep South.”
We called him Brother Love. His Sunday morning singing and sermonizing radio show, “Don’t Let The Devil Ride,” was more entertaining than enrapturing, and we obliged when he solicited donations.