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Back from a futile month-long search for Al Gore, seeking an explanation from the Almost President as to how the longest, coldest winter in recorded history squares his theories on Global Warming, Hugh settled into his office at the International Headquarters of the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate in sunny Wynstone, South Dakota--where the air is clean, the crime is low, the people vote red, and the centre still holds.
Hugh, the most trusted name in news, Chief of the Government Oversight Bureau of Stoos Views, a man who walks with kings and princes (unlike Obama, bowing to none), and who has the trust of both sides of the aisles in Congress, noticed something disturbing in his mail box.
