I have cast the bones. I have consulted the cards. I have watched the stars, drunk the tea, read the leaves. I have studied the entrails…then chopped them up, sautéed them with onions, garlic and fresh herbs in a bit of butter, then added them to a pan of gravy and observed the pattern it made as it was poured across freshly-made biscuits. I have even read the Huffington Post, which should tell you just how desperate I’ve been getting for hints as to what lies ahead.
