By Robert Laurie ——Bio and Archives--September 7, 2016
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If you've seen her stand up, or the movie "Trainwreck," you know Amy Schumer is less of a comedian than she is a human endurance test. She's the kind of painfully unfunny celeb who exists so you cage determine how long you'd hold out if you were ever subjected to a Marathon Man-style interrogation. Your torturer will say "talk," and you'll respond " I saw Amy Schumer do two hours at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati, do your worst."
Given that she's not - in any way - funny, there would be no loss to the comedy world if she wandered away from the United States. In fact, she'd be doing everyone a favor. Now, like other so-called celebrities before her, she's threatening to leave. ...And you can help make it happen.The Trainwreck star, who is currently on tour in the U.K., admits mainland Europe could be a destination for her if the property tycoon and reality TV star beats Hillary Clinton at the polls in November (16). "I'll need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain, or somewhere," she tells the BBC. "It's beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It's too crazy." Amy is a big Clinton fan and feels critics of the Democrat are simply confused because she doesn't fit their picture of what a modern woman is.
"I haven't had a conversation with anyone who doesn't like Hillary where they've had anything meaningful to say," the comic explains. "I think she's caught so much flack for so long now, because she isn't what they think of as a woman. They were mad she wasn't making cookies, but she was like 'Oh no, I'm getting healthcare for every mother in the country."That's right, you horrible misogynist. [url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/people-think-amy-schumer-stole-jokes?utm_term=.gornVqLPoN#.jfv8vr3zVD]https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/people-think-amy-schumer-stole-jokes?utm_term=.gornVqLPoN#.jfv8vr3zVD[/url] you're sexist if you don't believe Hillary should be allowed to force you into single-payer and dismantle your constitutional rights. So, remember. On November 8; it's up to you. You have the power. You can rid this country of Amy Schumer, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Lena Dunham, Jon Stewart, Samuel L. Jackson, Miley Cyrus AND Cher. All you have to do is vote your conscience. Maybe, if we're really lucky, she'll take her cousin Chuck with her.
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