BREAKING NEWS: Kevin Jackson comes out “I’m NOT GAY”

(ST. LOUIS, MO) On the heels of the Jason Collins announcement, Kevin Jackson announced today that he is NOT gay. Not since Jerry Seinfeld has a public figure officially announced that they are NOT gay, so this is BIG NEWS.

---

Asked why he is making the announcement now, Jackson commented:

“Well it’s time. Since I have 4 sons, people were beginning to suspect anyway. Further I have been spotted holding hands with a woman.”

More...