As you're no doubt aware, I'm a huge fan of Nancy Pelosi. If you're a conservative writer, or a just conservative in general, you should be praying that her tenure as House Minority Leader continues. From her incredible losing streak to her completely deranged press conferences, she's the gift that keeps on giving.
A short time ago, on CBS This Morning, Pelosi made an in-studio appearance. Depending on your point of view, it was either a total mess or one of the greatest things you've ever seen. It started with a montage of Democrats calling for Pelosi's ouster. This visibly displeased the San Francisco Democrat, so the segment devolved into a long, rambling, defense of her abilities. ...Much of which made absolutely no sense.
Please, Democrats, keep this woman around
Pelosi again proclaims her alleged status as a "Master Legislator" - something she almost seems to think is an actual title - and (though none of them were wins) she's pretty sure the last five special elections were big wins.
Oh, and she's 100% convinced that there's nothing wrong with the Democrats' agenda or the implementation of that agenda. They're doing everything right, excpet they've failed to make you understand how wonderful they are.
See? It's not that you despise that rapidly-collapsing healthcare law that drove your premiums up, destroyed your old plan, limited your options, and sent you running for any candidate who promised a repeal. No! You're just a simpleton who doesn't understand how much it's helping you.
Please, Democrats, keep this woman around.
Enjoy the incoherence: