Imagine the rollicking fun you'd have at this camp. The stories would be great. Sniper fire in Bosnia. That time she made a killing in cattle futures. Oh, and the Bill stories alone could fill whole nights, and by the way, you'd better believe they're for adults, bro . . .
Hillary is speaking to a bunch of people who run camps - presumably for kids - and you know well that a panderer's gotta pander. I guess this is supposed to be funny. We've got a fun deficit, don't you know, and that being the case we obviously would look to the queen of mirth and merriment to come up with a solution for us:
Assuming attendance at the camps would be voluntary, I agree with Rob's speculation that you'd see an awful lot of empty beds in those red cabins. Then again, Democrats love their mandates. Presumably you'd get a Michelle Obama-approved menu in the mess hall, and OSHA-inspected rope courses where we could learn to trust each other, although if I were you I'd be circumspect about falling backwards and expecting Bill and Hillary to catch you.
This is probably the best idea she's had since HillaryCare, if only because I can't think of another idea she's had since HillaryCare. You have to love the instinct of elderly, elitist liberals who cast a gaze across the land and decide that folks just aren't having enough fun out there, and so darn it somebody needs to do something about it. Fun deficit? Seriously? Ask someone firmly steeped in the ways of the political class to talk about anything, and this is how they're going to sound, I guess.
I think I'll opt out of HillaryCamp, probably at the risk of Lois Lerner taking a penalty deduction out of my taxes. But I can think of about 43,532,565,098,352,061,543 things I would rather do, one of which is to boil my face in hot acid and peel my skin off and over the top of my head.
By the way, if Hillary thinks people of different political views don't listen to each other, she might want to try spending about five minutes on social media. It's pretty much all they do, and it's not a happy scene most of the time. The only thing I can think of that would make it worse would be letting a joyless scold supervise the whole thing.
Stalag 13 sounds like more fun. At least Klink and Schultz are usually up for a good time.
