No Mas el Presidente Calderon

No mas el Presidente Calderon -- not in our house! Before you decide to come back into our house telling us how to run our country, clean up your own mess back in Mexico. If "your people," as you refer to them, need work so bad that they have to come to America illegally, why not put them to work on your side of the border - building a fence? That should keep them busy for the next few years.

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As for the Arizona immigration law you so vehemently oppose, Governor Brewer is taking your advice and has decided to scrap it and replace it with Mexico's immigration law. She read it and thinks it's muy bueno! And President Obama, Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano, the State Department, the whole standing ovation congressional gang, and of course your favorite American, Al Sharpton, all give it their full "derechos civiles" approval. As for your blame America first presidential compinche, we'll take care of him starting this November, and we'll send him down to sunny Mexico for a nice long asueto in early November 2012. Make sure you check his papers though; I hear he's been having a little trouble producing his legal ID documentation. Adios el Presidente!