‘Barry Bam Bam’ never knows the gun is loaded

In the midst of ObamaCare woes and multi-million dollar healthcare-gov websites that don’t work, we could all be singing the new Barack Obama signature song, if only for Obama levity: He Didn’t Know the Gun was Loaded.

Obama took aim, fired and shot America’s not-broken-don’t-fix-it healthcare in the heart, but, yeah, he didn’t really know the gun was loaded. ‘He Didn’t Know the Gun was Loaded’ was the song sung by Sebelius when she was called to face the music yesterday. “I doubt many people believe the claim of Sebelius that Obama knew nothing about HealthCare.gov’s problems until right before launch,” Dan Calabrese writes in today’s column. “That sounds like covering for the boss, although I wouldn’t totally put it past Obama to be intentionally kept in the dark for “plausible deniability.” It’s hard to imagine he would not keep on top of the details of something he sees as his legacy. But that’s what Sebelius told CNN:

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“President Barack Obama didn’t know of problems with the Affordable Care Act’s website--despite insurance companies’ complaints and the site’s crashing during a test run--until after its now well-documented abysmal launch, the nations’s health chief told CNN on Tuesday. “According to Sebelius, Obama only found out about issues with the ObamaCare website “in the first couple of days” after the site went live on October 1.”

Most Americans had never heard about Canadian company CGI that built the still floundering website until after it crashed. But Obama knew the company and was praising it as a “wonderful” one way back during the 2008 presidential campaign. Obama didn’t know it might have been time to worry when CGI was fired by the Ontario Government for delays and cost overruns on the building of data bases for diabetic clients. Obama didn’t know that the company he contracted for $94 million to build his signature website was the one that built the $2.7 billion-plus Canadian, scandal-ridden Gun Registry that Auditor General Sheila Fraser revealed had grown out of control, uncovering irregularities including mismanagement and corruption. For sure Obama did not know a fake faint in the White House Rose Garden would automatically whitewash his feeble attempts at explaining that healthcare.gov “hasn’t worked as smoothly as it was supposed to work.” Did Obama deliberately turn to a company he knew was too big not to fail? In other words go with a company that courtesy of a crashed website would buy him the time to put ObamaCare on a delay that would take him and the Democrats past the November, 2014 midterm elections? Obama’s signature song, ‘He Didn’t Know the Gun was Loaded’ is a one-size fit not only for ObamaCare but for almost everything that happens on his watch: Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS, NSA et al. In all of the above, Obama took careful aim, fired on the U.S.--but didn’t know the gun was loaded. Obama’s indiscriminate shooting at U.S. masses should christen him with a new nickname, ‘Barry Bam Bam’. ‘Bam Bam, America, and don’t anybody try to stop me from my destructive ‘Fundamental Transformation of America’’. And for all those who dare to ask where Obama disappeared to yesterday when he had no White House meetings scheduled, or did he sleep away the long fateful night of Benghazi, he was taking target practice.