Perry Polka: It’s not shaking Obama’s hand but forcing it that counts

With legions worldwide still trying to find the real Barack Hussein Obama, Texas Governor Rick Perry yesterday unwittingly proved who BHO really is. Obama is Valerie Jarrett and Valerie Jarrett is Obama, one and the same.

It’s a provable clue in a six-year-old unsolved mystery proven by evidence that came when Perry wrote asking for a meeting for a ‘substantive’ discussion about illegal immigration rather than just a “quick handshake” with Obama on the tarmac at Austin-Bergstrom Airport. He received a letter back affirming the requested discussion from Barack Jarrett (BJ) or what Joan Rivers would call ‘Obama in drag’. 'I appreciate the offer to greet you at Austin-Bergstrom Airport, but a quick handshake on the tarmac will not allow for a thoughtful discussion regarding the humanitarian and national security crises enveloping the Rio Grande Valley in South Texas,' Perry wrote in his letter. (Daily Mail, July 8, 2014) Perry, who should have been seeking to force Obama’s hand on sending in the National Guard rather than just shaking it, is already using BJ’s favored adjective for the rush on the southern border: ‘humanitarian’.

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Let’s hope that the Texas governor doesn’t bow to BJ when they finally meet and greet in the Lone Star state today. This is all it took to get Perry looking forward to the ‘substantive’ discussion: “White House Senior adviser Valerie Jarrett sent Perry a response letter today telling him 'the president would welcome a meeting with you.'  (Daily Mail) 'In addition, he asked me to invite you to join him for a meeting to discuss the situation on the border with faith leaders and local elected officials in Dallas on Wednesday,' Jarrett said. Surely Perry realizes that the “faith leaders” of the day are not the solution but a big part of the problem of comprehensive illegal immigration. Perry’s Press Secretary, Lucy Nashed, told NBC News on Tuesday afternoon that 'Gov. Perry is pleased that President Obama has accepted his invitation to discuss the humanitarian and national security crises along our southern border, and he looks forward to meeting with the president tomorrow.' Texas is one big state for illegals to go missing in and the blah-blah-blah between two politicians won’t make it any smaller. “Perry has repeatedly criticized the administration's response to the humanitarian crisis at the section of the border near the Rio Grande river, telling Fox News last month, 'The federal government is just absolutely failing.  'We either have an incredibly inept administration, or they're in on this somehow or another,' he said. 'I mean I hate to be conspiratorial, but I mean how do you move that many people from Central America across Mexico and then into the United States without there being a fairly coordinated effort?' Be “conspiratorial”, Rick, that’s what Obama and Jarrett are on flooding open borders and have been all along. ‘Obama Advertised in JANUARY for ‘Escorts’ to ‘Resettle 65k illegal ‘Children’--MONTHS Before Border Crisis Began’. (Top Right News, June 21, 2014)

“Call it the “smoking gun”: proof that the Obama Administration knew, and likely colluded with activists and foreign governments, to engineer a massive wave of migrant woman, children and teens (nearly all boys) across the Rio Grande. “This particular ad ran in FedBizOpps in January with RFI for “Escorts” for 65,000 unaccompanied alien children.”

“If he doesn’t come to the border, I think it’s a real reflection of his lack of concern of what’s really going on there,' Perry told Fox last week after the White House announced Obama's intentions not to tour immigration facilities during his trip.” Armed with White House alibis that he doesn’t need to come to the border in person to witness the humanitarian crisis “because high-level administration officials are keeping an eye on the situation and giving him regular updates”, Obama is traveling to Texas today only to appear at Democratic Party fundraisers “and meet with Americans who have written him letters”. (Daily Mail) Guess Perry is not considered an American who has written Obama a letter. Not for Obama and Jarrett to expose themselves to scabies, head lice or tuberculosis touring immigration facilities. While the southern border is being flooded by Central American illegal aliens, including MS-13 and jihadists with adopted Hispanic names, both Obama and Perry are whistling past the cemetery. A category Gov. Rick Perry will remain in unless he holds out for having the National Guard sent to the porous south border instead of dancing the Yada-Yada Polka.