In Democrat-land, all things exist to serve the greater glory of Obama's agenda. This is especially true of holidays, which are no longer about spending time with your family and friends. These days, they're all about ObamaCare.
First it was Thanksgiving - a day when - instead of expressing gratitude for the bounties that we enjoy - you were supposed to assault your family with a special room where ObamaCare holdouts would be ordered to sign up for the Affordable Care Act. Then, on Christmas morning, you were supposed to make sure your kids, parents, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, and
pajama boys had all succumbed to the President's "signature legislation." After all, they were just hanging around your house drinking cocoa and opening presents, so it was the perfect time.
Now, it's Valentine's Day and, according to Nancy Pelosi, the most romantic thing you can do is drag the object of your affections to a HealthCare.gov navigator.
Honey?
Yes dear?
I have something for you.
Is it chocolate?
Better.
Is it champagne and strawberries?
Better.
Is it diamonds?
Better.
Is it a trip to Paris?
Even better than that.
What is it?
It's an ObamaCare enrollment form. Put on your coat, sweetheart, because we're going to talk to a HealthCare.gov navigator!
...I want a divorce.
