Imam Obama pulling Brotherhoods’ leg with jihadist job offers

Forget City Hall, you cannot fight God and win. You cannot possibly fight the Creator and win because He, who made you in the first place, knows you inside out, and knows all too well the exact location of your Achilles Heel. Everyone, including even the most pompous of politicians, has an Achilles Heel.

The truth is that no imam, no matter how persuasive, has ever been able to lead millions of Christians away from the Source of their belief. Imam Obama has embarked upon a mission impossible as Islam’s loudest western cheerleader, trying to convince the world that Islamist terrorists would come in off their killing fields if only they had a job. Having jihadists flipping burgers down at the local McDonalds is a stretch too far for any one’s imagination. Obama portrays Islamist terrorists as sadly disadvantaged. How’s this for the disadvantage for jihadist job seeking: all the experiences jihadists could put on their resumes is raping, beheading, crucifying, burning and burying infidels alive, and selling captives, including little children, into slavery.

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