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Bernie Sanders: No one has any idea why Hillary is running for President



The far-left Baron of Vermont's bi-polar political scene, Senator Bernie Sanders (I), is in a quandary. He simply can't figure out why Hillary wants to be President.
This may be because his grasp on reality is tenuous, or it may be because Mrs. Clinton has done such an absolutely terrible job of making her agenda clear. Regardless, the Independent Senator is confused - and he doesn't seem to care for the Scooby Doo van. As he told MSNBC:
“Why don’t you tell me what Hillary Clinton is campaigning on, do you know?” he said on MSNBC’s “Live with Thomas Roberts,” when asked if he believed her campaign message that she’s running to represent the “little guy." “You don’t know and I don’t know and the American people don’t know.”

Sanders mocked the media's fascination with Clinton's early campaign van, which she has nicknamed the "Scooby Doo van." “I’m sure there is great national interest about the Scooby van, I can’t think of an interest of more significance to the American people,” Sanders said. Sanders is regularly rumored as a 2016 candidate himself - which would be utterly hilarious due to his complete un-electability - so maybe he's just being purposely obtuse here. The fact is that Bernie (and virtually everyone else) knows exactly why Hillary is running. It's "her turn," and Clintons love power. It's as simple as that. No, she doesn't care about the "little guy." No, she isn't interested in "building an economy for the future" ....whatever that means. Hillary is, as always, interested in Hillary. Nothing more, nothing less. Bernie Sanders, on the other hand, actually believes in the socialist nonsense he spews. He may be incredibly foolish, but at least he's earnest. So, by all means, "Run Bernie Run." ...Especially if you run as a third party candidate. Heck, you've already got your campaign theme song recorded: Video of Mr. Sanders' comments on MSNBC appears below.

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