Earlier today, we discussed the Clintons unseemly habit of pretending they're "just like everyone else."
Hillary's status as a powerful one-percenter doesn't mean she doesn't despise powerful one-percenters. It's sad, transparent, and patently ridiculous. However, the "I'm just like you" bit isn't something that happens only on the left side of the aisle.
Jeb Bush, a man who once listed himself as Hispanic on his voter registration forms, is desperate to prove that he can court Latino voters just as well as folks like Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz.
So, the probable candidate released a Cinco De Mayo message in an effort to make sure you understand his heart lies south of the border, down Mexico way.
Enjoy.
Ugh. We get it, Jeb. Mexico temporarily pushed back Napoleon III's army, you're counting on amnesty to carry you to a win, and Margaritas are half-off today.
Please. Just...stop.
