Contrary to what some of you liberals think, I don't wish you ill. Quite the contrary, I want to help you, and the first step to getting help is recognizing you have a problem.
So as a public service, I want to share nine signs that you might be a boot-lick'n liberal. If you recognize yourself in these statements, the best news is that the therapy you need is absolutely free!
All you have to do is listen to the Herman Cain Show from 9 a.m. to noon Eastern every day, and you'll obtain the knowledge you need to be cured.
With that in mind, here are the signs you need to look for:
1) If you believe ObamaCare will lower your insurance premiums, reduce you deductibles, and provide more choices, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
2) If you believe the Fair Tax is unfair, you are ignorant of the facts and a boot-lick'n liberal.
3) If you believe the $18 trillion national debt is not a crisis, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
4) If you believe most Americans are better off today than six years ago, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
5) If you believe our economy is growing as well as it can, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
6) If you believe the Democrats in Congress care about you and what's good for you and your family, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
7) If you believe Hillary Clinton should be the next president of the United States, you are an idiot!
8) If you believe we need more taxes and more government and more free stuff from government, you might be a boot-lick'n liberal.
9) If you believe you help the poor by hurting the rich, you are a boot-lick'n liberal. Bless your heart!
Like I said, I am full of love and I just want to help.
