Joy Tiz

The Anti-American President

A little over six months into it and the Barack Hussein Obama presidency has been unmitigated mayhem. Obama-caused disasters befall the nation on a near daily basis that one can scarcely keep track anymore. We have endured his offensive schmoozing with the slave owners’ tour in the Arab states; punctuated by his contemptible speech in Cairo, in which the president spouted flagrant falsehoods about the charms of Islam while berating the United States for being a bit churlish about radical Muslim ideology after 9/11. As anticipated, Obama made apocryphal pledges to Muslims about the United States’ ability to constrain Israel.

Palinology 101:  Birthers Get a Boost from the MSM

A college professor, expounding on some amorphous point about attention, told his classroom that for the next five minutes, they were NOT to think about pandas. Whatever else you do, you are not to think about pandas. The crux of the assignment was to illustrate that nobody would be able to think of anything other than pandas. (Note: you can substitute “Waterloo” by ABBA in place of pandas).

Dreams from My Father, Pathology from My Mother

“Indonesian blacksmithing is spiritually powerful and sacred, and an area exclusive to men. The story is that blacksmiths forged human souls for the next generation” -Alice Dewey, University of Hawaii West African writer L.E. Ikenga explains that Barack Obama’s platitudes about race in America were useless in understanding who he is. Throughout the president’s much-adored book, Dreams From My Father, Obama claims his identity as African—even as he exploits the historical struggles of blacks in America to suit his own purposes.

Sotomized:  Dumbing Down the Court

At the beginning of the film, The Paper Chase, the somber professor tells his classroom of first year law students that they would have to learn to think like lawyers. He meant the need to cultivate the skill of analytical thinking that is required to understand legal issues. Understanding basic contract or tort law isn’t the great struggle in law school. Figuring out how to spot an issue, understand the rule of law and apply it to a given set of facts is the mission. Next is grappling with the Weltschmerz of not being the smartest one in the room anymore. Core courses are commonly studied for a year; the art of legal analysis starts on day one and doesn’t end until the bar exam.

Comradeship:  Obama Adopts the Communist Party’s Position on Honduras

The Communist Party USA’s position on the recent non-coup in Honduras is markedly congruous with Barack Obama’s:

Sorry Neda, We Have a Pedophile to Worship

For previous generations, the question: “Where were you when Kennedy was shot” has served as a conversation starter as well as a catalyst for exploration of a shared history. It would seem that the quintessential question will soon be: “where were you when you found out Michael Jackson was dead?”?

The Termination Team:  Obama-Soros Care

The day after Barack Obama's largely passed over infomercial is the ideal time to review the George Soros funded Project on Death in America. Soros is a notorious advocate of the assisted suicide campaign. He papers over it with tripe about compassion; in reality, the project is a drive to provide palliative care rather than treatment for gravely ill patients:

Obama’s Father Figure:  Frank Marshall Davis

On his first Father's Day in the White House, Barack Obama exalted the role of surrogate dads:

The Narcissist in Chief

Telegraph reporter Stephanie Gutmann describes her reaction to Barack Obama’s appearance in Berlin: “After it was over I picked up the phone and called a friend back home. ‘It’s worse than we thought,’ I told him. ‘The guy’s actually crazy.’”

The Ayatollah Got the Memo

"For many years, Iran has defined itself in part by its opposition to my country, and there is in fact a tumultuous history between us. In the middle of the Cold War, the United States played a role in the overthrow of a democratically elected Iranian government. "

The Unsustainable Obama Presidency

Less than six months into it and the Barack Obama presidency has been unmitigated mayhem. Barack-caused disasters befall the nation on a near daily basis, one can scarcely keep track anymore. We have endured his offensive schmoozing with slave owners tour in the Arab states, punctuated by his contemptible speech in Cairo, in which the president spouted flagrant falsehoods about the charms of Islam, while berating the United States for being a bit churlish about radical Muslim ideology after 9/11. As anticipated, Obama made apocryphal pledges to Muslims about the United States' ability to constrain Israel.

Terminal Soros Care

As the left prepares to inflict nationalized health care on us, we may want to peruse the George Soros funded Project on Death in America. Soros is a notorious advocate of the assisted suicide campaign. He papers over it with tripe about compassion; in reality, the project is a drive to provide palliative care rather than treatment for gravely ill patients:

The Most Dangerous Man in the World:  Barack H. Obama

Congratulations to President Obama! Osama bin Laden is no longer the most dangerous man in the world, having been effectively neutered by former President Bush’s war on terror. Obama has deftly picked up the mantle and has become America’s number one enemy.

The Real Reason the Queen Got Dissed:  Bam Bam and the Mau Mau

Barack Obama continues to act out his pathology at our expense. His appalling treatment of British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, could have been written off as simply another example of this administration’s ineptitude. Though this administration is indeed incompetent, Obama also has his own ax to grind with the Brits and lacks the emotional maturity to deal with it like a grown up.

Obama Does the Impossible:  Makes European Men Seem Manly

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Barack Obama. Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu rejected President Pantywaist’s settlement freeze proposal. Bibi told Bam Bam that his government was not amenable to putting limitations on building Jewish settlements in the capital of Israel. Obama responded by offering to immediately freeze all US settlements in Washington, DC as a goodwill gesture toward Hamas.

My President Was an Honor Student at Alinsky Academy

"The most significant part of Barack Obama's education was not at Columbia University or Harvard Law School, but the years he spent being trained in the Saul Alinsky system for community organizing and then practicing what he learned." Eagleforum.org

Obama Rolls Out the Next Plank in the Soros Manifesto

As the Obama administration’s assault on the nation continues with nationalized Soros Care, including “involuntary euthanasia”, Obama’s drug czar has announced the end of the war on drugs.

Dems Seek to Impeach Cheney, Limbaugh

Democrat leaders are scrambling about trying to form a coalition united in a single essential mission: the impeachments of former Vice President Dick Cheney and talk radio virtuoso, Rush Limbaugh. Led by former ballerina, Rahm Emanuel, the White House has identified Cheney and Limbaugh as threats to the security of the United States. This is in keen contrast to the administration’s position on Islamic terrorists, Putin’s Russia, North Korea, Iran, and the rapidly collapsing Pakistan. Thus, congress and the administration are united in their determination to use the impeachment process to remove these two menacing fiends from power.

GPS, Twinkle Toes, and the Census:  One Enumerator’s Experiences

A close friend whom I have known for years recently became a displaced executive and signed on to be a census taker for some extra income as have many others in the same situation. He has a degree in geography, so it was a good fit. The possibility of ACORN and Twinkle Toes commandeering the census has created justifiable angst. My friend agreed to answer some questions about his experiences with the census:

Are We Ready for Soros Care?

Most of Barack Obama’s stated plans for America are indistinguishable from those of George Soros. As the left forces nationalized health care on us, we may want to consider the George Soros funded Project on Death in America. Soros is a leading promoter of the assisted suicide movement. He papers over it with tripe about compassion; in reality, the project is a push for palliative care rather than treatment for gravely ill patients: