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Barry Soetoro:  Profiles in Chaos

“It was in this context that I came across the picture in Life Magazine of the black man who had tried to peel off his skin . . . I know that seeing that article was violent for me, an ambush attack.”

George Soros:  International Man of Misery

The term “euphemism” refers to the substitution of a vague or milder term for one that may be considered harsh, offensive or blunt. Example:

George Soros is a “philanthropist”.

Cult Leaders Make Lousy Presidents

Just a few weeks into his presidency and all indicators are that the current Oval Office occupant will easily eclipse Jimmy Carter as the worst president ever. Nobel Prize to follow. Space limitations don’t allow for a thorough listing of all Obama blunders so we will just look at a few. There is the Revolving Door Cabinet of Chicago thugs and Clinton retreads.

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Golf

Every now and then our local newspaper takes a brief break from printing anti Prop 8 letters to the editor and takes the time to fan the flames of class envy. This carefully crafted, well reasoned online comment is typical :

Fourteen is More Than Enough

When a 33-year-old, single woman gives birth to octuplets one thing we can count on is the mainstream media doing what it does best: providing a stream of disinformation in the name of political correctness. As Ann Coulter has pointed out single moms have been elevated to sainthood and are above criticism.

The Delicate Jihadi

Who knew that the same people who promote suicide bombings, honor killings, genital mutilation and beheadings are actually frail and delicate flowers whose tender sensibilities are easily bruised?

San Fran Gitmo

Some days the dots just jump up and connect themselves. Two articles appearing side by side on the front page of our local paper prove that. The editorial staff isn’t very bright so we have to assume it was coincidental but perfect symmetry none the less.

Headlines We Won’t See in the New York Times But Sure Wish We Could

Time Names Patraeus Person of the Year

AP New York Time magazine names General David H Patraeus it’s Person of the Year. A Time spokesperson told reporters today at a press conference that the selection of General Patraeus was a “no brainer” and that the General should be honored for being a “super patriot”. “General Patraeus demonstrated unshakable courage and leadership under the harshest conditions imaginable” states the article in the current issue of Time. “General Patraeus never faltered under hostile enemy fire”, says the article which also points out “he did a great job in Iraq, too”.