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William Kevin Stoos

Copyright © 2020 William Kevin Stoos William Kevin Stoos (aka Hugh Betcha) is a writer, book reviewer, and attorney, whose feature and cover articles have appeared in the Liguorian, Carmelite Digest, Catholic Digest, Catholic Medical Association Ethics Journal, Nature Conservancy Magazine, Liberty Magazine, Social Justice Review, Wall Street Journal Online and other secular and religious publications. He is a regular contributing author for The Bread of Life Magazine in Canada. His review of Shadow World, by COL. Robert Chandler, propelled that book to best seller status. His book, The Woodcarver (]And Other Stories of Faith and Inspiration) © 2009, William Kevin Stoos (Strategic Publishing Company)—a collection of feature and cover stories on matters of faith—was released in July of 2009. It can be purchased though many internet booksellers including Amazon, Tower, Barnes and Noble and others. Royalties from his writings go to support the Carmelites. He resides in Wynstone, South Dakota.

“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”

Most Recent Articles by William Kevin Stoos:

Move Over, Rush Limbaugh

Copyright © 2012 William Kevin Stoos This week the stars are perfectly aligned for Hugh Betcha and his boss, William Kevin Stoos, for this week two of the biggest voices in the media—and two of Hugh’s favorites—are going to appear in a live interview over KSCJ Radio 1360 in Sioux City, Iowa. Our readers know Judi McLeod of course—the brave and inspiring lady who runs the show at Canada Free Press and who—as Hugh has often said-- is a more patriotic American than most of Hugh’s countrymen.
- Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A Clear, Cold Night

Some say that Christmas is too secular, that the glitter, music, gifts and family dinners are really not what the holy day is about. They hold that the Baby Jesus has been forgotten in the cacophony and confusion of commercial Christmas. They say that it is only about the birth of Christ. Everything else, they say, is a distraction or, even worse, sacrilege. Others say Christmas is not a holy day, but a day for family, friends, and presents--that Jesus was an historical figure, whose life should not be celebrated any more than the birth of Gandhi, or Mohammed. They believe we should not say “Merry Christmas.” We should, they say, celebrate “Winterfest,” or “Winter Solstice” instead. They argue that talking about or singing about Christ is not politically correct. They want a politically and religiously sanitized civil holiday that inspires no one and therefore offends no one. While Christmas is first and foremost a celebration of the birth of the baby who would save us, to deny that Christmas is also about family and presents, music and lights, decorations and merriment, is also wrong. Was His family not at the first Christmas? Did visitors not bring gifts to celebrate His birth? Did shepherds not visit the Holy Family on that day?
- Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Inanimate Objects Killing Spree Shocks Nation—Maybe Costas Was Right

Recently a rash of humanless killings by inanimate objects has shocked the nation, causing Americans to wonder whether Bob Costas—a liberal national sportscaster—was right when he suggested that guns are the source of the problem when it comes to tragedies such as the murder-suicide involving Jovan Belcher earlier this week.
- Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Mayan Myth of 2012

From the book The Wind and the Spirit © 2011 by William Kevin Stoos “All the counsel you have received has only worn you out! Let your astrologers come forward, those stargazers who make predictions month by month, let them save you from what is coming upon you…They cannot even save themselves…” Isaiah 47:13-14 (NIV) The End Times hysteria promoted by a media seemingly enthralled with the notion that the world is going to end soon, authors who have written half a dozen books on the subject during the past couple of years, and internet sites which advise folks how to avoid the impending cataclysm, has generated a new pet theory. After two thousand years of false prophets, including soothsayers, con artists, religious nut cases, priests, bishops, kings, popes, politicians, astrologists and others who have told generations of human beings that the world end in their respective lifetimes, the latest fad in the End Times lunacy is the Mayans.
- Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Chris Tingle Christie, the Governor of New Jersey to Quit His Job….

Chris Tingle Christie, the Governor of New Jersey to Quit His Job
-Satire (Stoos Views/Hugh Betcha Exclusive) As he walked arm in arm with President Obama just before the election touring the devastation wrought upon New Jersey, stopping from time to time to hug the President and kiss his shoes, little did Governor Chris “Tingle” Christie know that his display of man love toward a President who he had criticized vehemently would lead him to a new career.
- Friday, November 9, 2012

Planned Parenthood in Sioux City, Iowa fences out prayers for the unborn and their mothers

John Lillis is a very good man. Educated at Steubenville, immersed in the Catholic faith and as devout and passionate a man as you are ever going to find, he could well have been a priest. He knows his faith that well. But, instead, he chose another vocation--no less important than the priesthood. He chose married life. The father of seven kids, he is a family man who lives his faith every day. But his most admirable quality of all is his passion for life--in all its forms. The former PAC Chairman of the Nebraskans United for Life and long-time pro-life activist, Lillis is an outspoken advocate for the unborn and an unapologetic defender of the faith. Perhaps this is because he himself was adopted. And, God gave him not only a large imposing frame but a golden, articulate voice, affable manner, and persuasive personality that make him the most effective advocate for life that I have ever met. Lillis fills a room with his presence and you always know where he stands. I often refer to him as a force of nature.
- Saturday, October 27, 2012

“Frightening New EPA Regulations Will Go Into Effect After the Election” Cattle Exhaust,

Hugh Betcha/Stoos Views Exclusive: Satire Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter for the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate and winner of the 2012 Environmental Reporter of the Year Award by Greenpeace, received a tip from his source inside the EPA that a draconian, and far reaching set of environmental regulations was about to be imposed on the American public—but which are being held in abeyance until after the election. What he learned was, to say the least, shocking.
- Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Obama: “The Women’s vote is in the bag—I am too sexy to lose”

Obama Eye Candy -- Satire Buoyed by his appearance on The View, where he was once again fawned over by the female hosts, President Obama invited his old friend Hugh Betcha—winner of the 2012 Sexiest Reporter Alive award by the Rachael Maddow Show to discuss the War on Women. As they sat in their usual overstuffed chairs in the Oval Office, the President sneaked another Marlboro as he sat back and heaved a sigh of relief. “Michelle is out running errands so this is tobacco time,” the President grinned. “Want one?”
- Thursday, October 18, 2012

Biden did a doobie before the debate

- Satire He grinned like the Cheshire Cat, laughed uncontrollably, giggled like a fifth grade girl, and stared at the ceiling aimlessly. He looked around the room dreamily casting his eyes this way and that. Now and then he would yell something incoherent—stepping on his opponent and sometimes the moderator, to make an occasional point that was largely lost on the audience. His voice went from the bombastic, to a low growl, to a soft whisper.
- Monday, October 15, 2012


The Uncharitable Joe Biden: Better at Giving Away Your Money Than His

Scrooge Biden-Satire Before he became Vice President, Joe Biden was not exactly Santa Claus. So, one thing I think you will not see during the Vice President debates is a discussion on charity--Joe will not want to discuss this at all. Just when I thought that there was no politician stingier than Barack Obama--who, before he became President, gave as little as .6% of his income to the poor--lo and behold Obama picked as his running mate, a man who gives far less to the poor than he. While Obama's tax returns prior to his 2008 election reveal a portrait of a man who privately gives very little to the poor--less than any Republican I know--Joe Biden gives even less.
- Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Obama to Coal Miners: “McDonalds is Hiring!”

- Another Hugh Betcha Exclusive Obama, the first President in history to declare war on the coal industry and who vowed to put the industry out of business, was curiously confident that every union coal miner would vote for him in the upcoming Presidential election—despite the fact that in doing so, they were putting themselves out of a job.
- Thursday, October 4, 2012

Obama: All Religions Are Equal…But Some Are More Equal Than Others…..

-Satire The recent turmoil in the Middle East, the assassination of our ambassador to Libya and three other of our fellow Americans, the rise of militant Islam and the President’s attempts to clarify the Obama Doctrine on Religion in the World led the President to make an urgent call this week. He needed to clarify the position of his administration on the subject of religion, and when the President needed to put the word out, there was only one person to call.
- Friday, September 28, 2012

Obama: The Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing…….Beware the Message in the Fabian Window

Fabian WindowIt is a beautiful, if creepy thing, this Fabian Window. And since I first wrote about it four years ago—before Obama’s socialist administration came to power—the message contained in the stained glass has become creepier still, for the message in the glass portends where Obama has taken us the last four years and where he intends to take us yet. It illustrates his game plan, his program, his ideology and his modus operandi. And it might as well hang in the White House for all to see. For the sheep’s clothing has been removed and we see the wolf for what he is…..
- Friday, September 21, 2012

Ramboma: How the President Killed Bin Laden (Revisited)

One by one, Obama’s sycophants lined up before TV cameras and appeared on every available talk show to repeat the mantra: “That film caused the riots and destruction that has engulfed the Middle East.” First there was Hillary (One must suspend disbelief) Clinton, then Susan Rice, then every commentator in the Obama Lap Dog Press, including but not limited to MSNBC (Most Sycophants Nuzzling Barack Constantly); ABC (All Barack Channel); and CBS (Covering Barack Systematically). No, it was not the seething anti-American hatred of the militant Islamists nor was it the anniversary of 911 that prompted the attacks on American interests in scores of countries across the Middle East. That could not be, given the fact that he who promised to tame the oceans, clean the air and bring peace to the Middle East by his mere election was now the President.
- Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Chris Tingle’s Newest Man Crush and Sex With Martians

Chris “Tingle” Mathews, has a new man crush and that ole tingle is running up and down his leg once more. But this time, it is not President Obama–over whom he has fawned for four years since the 2008 election when he first swooned at the mere mention of Obama’s name--but rather ex-President Clinton who is the object of Tingle’s affection.
- Saturday, September 15, 2012

Obama orders Jewish and Muslim restaurants to serve pork

-Satire- “I need the Pork Vote,” said the President firmly to his assembled cabinet. “Those Iowa farmers can deliver six Electoral College votes for me, pork prices are low, pork is the ‘other white meat’ and very healthy, so it is a marriage made in heaven. I promote pork, the Iowa pig farmers promote me and we win Iowa. Accordingly,” he continued before a shocked audience, “I am issuing an Executive Order—to be administered by Health and Human Services—that henceforth, all Jewish and Muslim restaurants in the United States shall offer at least one pork dish to their customers.”
- Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Debbie Whatshername Schultz Declares There is a God...

A Hugh Betcha Exclusive -- Satire It was mass confusion at the Democrat National Convention this week as the Democrats struggled over the troubling issue as to whether they should recognize God in their platform.
- Friday, September 7, 2012

Shocking Report by NOAA Finds There Are No Mermaids

A Stoos Views/Hugh Betcha Exclusive "No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” -- NOAA In a startling, hard hitting report, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) of the United States government has assured an anxious public that, no, there are no mermaids. Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter, Head of the Environmental News Bureau of the Stoos Views news conglomerate, first broke the story last month after receiving a tip from a source inside the agency who did not wish to be revealed. The source, hereinafter referred to as Deep Throat, told Hugh, the recipient of the MSNBC 2012 Most Respected Reporter award:
- Sunday, September 2, 2012

The 2012 Presidential Election: Just How Influential is the Catholic Vote?

Given Obama’s personal hostility toward the pro-life movement and his administration’s bias against Catholic values and beliefs-- as evidenced by recent HHS health care mandates and the imposition of his secular agenda upon religious institutions or their affiliates--I wondered aloud in my recent column “ObamaCare Abortions: Will Catholics Vote for Him a Second Time?” (CFP, February 4, 2012) How we, as Catholics, will respond the second time around.
- Friday, August 10, 2012

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