Alternate headline: Columnist teeters at edge of suicide after listening to shrieking, insincere, awful speech.
Five in the morning. No, I did not watch this oratorical abortion live. You kidding me? Who could sleep peacefully after an hour of this?
Democrats never really change. Sometimes their nominee is more corrupt, dishonest and self-serving than others. Sometimes their nominee is pretty good at giving speeches, and other times the nominee sounds like the fingernail-on-chalkboard disaster you hear below. But what they always come back to is the notion that Republicans want to tell everyone, "You're on your own," whereas they, the virtuous Democrats, declare, "We're all in this together!"