Once upon a time there lived a President who was so fond of lying that he spent all of his money covering up his lies so that no one would know who he was. He did not care about his military, and he did not care about his citizenry. He continued to lie in order to hide his birth certificate and other relevant truths. He had a lie for every hour of the day; and just as they say of a president, 'he is in the oval office', they lied for him and said, 'he's in the oval office' but in reality he was out golfing.
