Here I thought (not really) we were on the brink of global nuclear devastation. The talking heads at CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC were hyperventilating. At any second atomic fire would rain down upon the sweet, innocent, heartland of America. Why? Because Trump had "dangerously mishandled" the situation with North Korea.
We could have simply caved to Kim Jong Un's threats and launched an exhaustive review our oh-so-draconian policies but, no, Trump was calling the Norks' bluff. Soon, we'd all be bolting weapons to our cars and scavenging the radioactive deserts for water. Our doom was assured:
