Tough luck, pastafarians. You'll just have to go back to being annoying, dressing like pirates, and pretending to worship a wad of noodles without any of the protections of a real religion
Bad news, atheists. Federal Court rules 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' not a real religion
As Dan and I have written several times, militant atheists are so obsessed with a thing they don't believe in - namely faith - that they spend much of their time thinking up creative ways to mock it. This makes them feel clever, superior, and better than the neanderthals that believe in a higher power. If they actually got their wish, and religion became a thing of the past, their egos would collapse under the crushing weight of having nothing to deride.
For the moment, however, religion exists, their hobby is intact, and their mockingly-worshipped deity, "the flying spaghetti monster," is still a thing they think is funny.
As Newsweek reports: