If you're a female Trump voter, you can rest easy. Michael Moore "gets you." He knows you didn't want to vote the way you did, you're just a simple soul who didn't know any better. You're the victim in all this. In fact, you're such a victim - so many times over - that you don't even know you're being victimized.
Don't worry, though. You're forgiven. Your vote is just an indicator that big, strong, men like Michael Moore must work harder to make you realize how wrong you are about things. He's ready for the challenge. It will be difficult, and he admits there's a long way to go, but he's going to make sure you learn about your "ingrained misogyny."
To show you what a compassionate, kind, and understanding fellow he is, he wants to explain to you why you voted the way you did.
Take it away, Michael...
